I received an email from an anonymous writer who willingly contributes to Veritas by carrying out a survey among his/her friends. Listed below are characteristics of bad gf and bf found out by this writer.

By: ???

I think this article will benefit many because quite a number of the KMYSians are no longer Singletons. Whoever 'terasa pedas' (felt the sting), should take this opportunity to improve yourselves, yup?

Ratings ®
* Lousy gf/ bf
** Humiliating gf/ bf
*** Useless gf/ bf (indicating that you should ditch her/him)

Twelve things that makes you an undesirable girlfriend:

1. She walks like an elephant, sometimes like a rhinoceros ® *
2. She likes to scream on top of her lungs without any particular reasons. ® **
3. . She doesn't have style i.e. talks rudely, likes to scold and shout, 'merajuk' too easily, always wears the same clothes, no proper shoes, likes to storm in and out of public places (dining hall and café?) ® ***
4. If she doesn't know to cook or even if she knows but always makes a mess in the kitchen. ® *** (because you and your children will suffer from food poisoning far too often)
5. If she dares to raise her hands/legs i.e. slap, kick, box me, my mother, siblings and relatives even in a heated verbal argument, I will divorce her talak tiga.
6. She soaks her clothes for weeks and never cleans them. ® *** (Lazy bum= unwanted woman)
7. She likes to borrow money from other friends and strangers and always in debt, even 10 cents. ® **
8. She sleeps too much. ® *** (Not productive!)
9. She is lousy in bed, you knowlah! ® ***
10. She is lazy. Can't even move her butt too much. ® * (How can you build a home with her together? It involves a lot of hard work!)
11. . Her body is out of proportion (too big here, too small there) ® *** (imagine her after giving birth/ without her wonder bras on?)
12. She is a spoilt brat. ® *** (Your children will turn out to be like her too)

Twelve things that make you an unattractive boyfriend:

1. You always bring her everywhere in a motorbike. ® *** (You put her life at a much higher risk)
2. You always give her visible love bites (need me to explain where?). ® ** (You turn her into a whore in people's eyes because only a hooker doesn't have control over her man.)
3. You demand to meet her without her parents consent. ® *** (no respect to your future in laws)
4. You demand her to stay overnight with you in your friend's house which is fully occupied by boys. ® * (She may get raped by one of them)
5. You make her calls you everyday on the public phone without supplying her with enough coins (so she has to ask around and makes her look like a cheapskate standing at the phone booth for sooooooo long. Everyday, you know!) ® **
6. You have to call her friend's handphone and chat for hours. ® *** (Can't you buy her one? It's so cheap now. Asyik nak kacau friends aje.)
7. You lie to your mother because of her. ® *** (He may lie to you in future)
8. You borrow money from her and never return it until she asks. ® **
9. You plan to stop studying because you want to work, save and marry her. ® *** (Do not know how to prioritize. How can you give her a comfortable life?)
10. You blame others for your own gf's mistakes. ® * (You'll make your own life miserable once she turns into a spoilt wife)
11. You are less educated and poorer than her. ® *** (Someday your ego will crush every love fibre you have for this supposedly super clever woman of your life.)
12. . You can't satisfy her ahem-ahem. ® *** (Need any clarifications?)

So, now you know better! Start reflecting on your bad habits and make some immediate changes. Or you may end up as a spinster/ bachelor/ monk/ nun/ priest etc. Good luck, people!